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Defining Metal Genres ( old but funny )

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Dintr-o abatere neplanificata , navigam pe si am dat de un text foarte amuzant , nu pot sa imi dau seama daca este pentru toata lumea amuzant , dar sunt mai mult decat sigur ca cei familiarizati relativ profund cu muzica metal sigur vor descoperii acest text ca fiind unul foarte amauzant , evident asta daca nu il stiau deja , cert e ca eu nu il stiam …..

Mai jos textul :

In order to understand the differences between each metal style, let’s imagine a certain situation and its outcome, according to each style of metal:

„High above in a castle, there’s a princess who was kidnapped, locked in there and is now „guarded” by a terrible huge menacing dragon”…

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her…easy and quick.

The protagonist arrives …